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it’s tough being a devils fan

MJ
OH
i was gonna ask you

Me
?

MJ
how about this winter
if you have the time/money
you come up to MD and we go to a capitals/devils game

Me
FUCK. YES.

MJ
and we take whats coming to us

Me
LMAO

MJ
but we enjoy it

Me
ROTFLMAO
i will find the time/money

MJ
dude
i will even buy a jersey for this

Me
oh my god yes

MJ
dude
i might even go as far
as to paint my face with red and black stripes under my eyes
like football players

Me
and drink lots of beer
and yell really loud
and dance to 90s techno
OH
DUDE
THEY HAVE A BRODEUR JERSEY CUT FOR WOMEN

MJ
SHIT
WE’RE GETTING IT
i mean
if im feeling lucky
i might even bring a devils pennant or something

Me
don’t push it

MJ
yeah
we’re already gonna be verbally assaulted
i mean
we’re gonna be THOSE fans
watch our seats be like
in the middle of the capitals fan club

Me
FUCK YES
dude we’re new yorkers
we can fucking take them

MJ
yeah
theyll be like
DEVILS SUCK!
and well be like
WHAT

Me
and we’ll be like FUCK YOU

MJ
WHAT WAS THAT, BITCH!?
WE WILL CUT YOU

Me
YOU FUCKING WHORE

MJ
OVECHKINS A TRANNY

Me
LMAO
girl what did i tell you
http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3177929&cp=3176613&clickid=body_bestsell_txt

MJ
yes
thats reasonably priced, too
we will have to order a month in advance
to make sure we get them in time

Me
they also have one for your man
http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3177930&cp=3176613&clickid=body_bestsell_txt

MJ
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!
i mean
listen
i gotta do brodeur
zach is from albany
from marty is from UTES

Me
fuck yeah
i remember my first semester down here
i saw this guy running
he was wearing a brodeur tshirt
and i was liek
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

MJ
dude
at the game

Me
people dont’ even know what hockey is down here

MJ
we are going to high five every other devils fan we pass by

Me
YES WE ARE

MJ
hopefully some will sit near us
we might even enjoy a beer together

Me
yeah beer

MJ
i might ask michael to drive us
so we can beer
be like

Me
oh man

MJ
go…go do something in DC
we’re going to beer

Me
we’re going to yell
and drink

MJ
and be otherwise new yorkers

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