I know this isn’t real content and who cares, but these are getting on my damn nerves. Thought I’d offer some translations:
EPIC: Impressive, at best.
HILARIOUS: Somewhat amusing.
GENIUS: Kind of clever.
LIFE-CHANGING: If you’re in the right mood, might make you feel something while you’re reading it. Maybe.
Seriously though, enough with the hyperbole. Just… enough.