i swear i am not making this up

Yesterday as I was driving home, I saw a man walking his dog. They had stopped in a park so the dog could do his thing. The guy had the dog’s leash in his left hand and his iPhone in his right. The dog was on a fairly short leash, and kept running around the guy in circles, trying to find a spot to his liking. His human didn’t notice, completely involved in his phone. Finally, the dog popped a squat right on the guy’s feet and dropped a deuce on his nice white shoes.

The guy’s dog shit on his shoes because he was playing on his phone. There is absolutely nothing I can add to this story.

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2 responses to “i swear i am not making this up

  1. Jake

    Thats what I’d do if I were that puppy.

  2. Peggy

    Poetic justice!

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