Yesterday as I was driving home, I saw a man walking his dog. They had stopped in a park so the dog could do his thing. The guy had the dog’s leash in his left hand and his iPhone in his right. The dog was on a fairly short leash, and kept running around the guy in circles, trying to find a spot to his liking. His human didn’t notice, completely involved in his phone. Finally, the dog popped a squat right on the guy’s feet and dropped a deuce on his nice white shoes.
The guy’s dog shit on his shoes because he was playing on his phone. There is absolutely nothing I can add to this story.